Just something I wanted to put together because I'm sure I'm not the only one who has those emails come in.
"
No Experience Needed!"
"
100% Promote Within!!"
"
string-of-technical-buzz-words-mixed-with-corporate-jargon"
Oh I see through you random company that contacts me out of the blue and doesn't quite define what it is you do or you are interested in hiring me for.